Own it

By psychortiz - 03/06/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I allowed my five-year old daughter to paint my fingernails during a living-room "picnic" we were having. A while later I got called back in to work for an emergency meeting. When I arrived at the meeting I noticed my fingernails were still neon-green. I am a 40-year old man. FML
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AlphaC 0

You have a five year old daughter. That immediately exempts you from being called gay or unmanly. You're not gay/unmanly because you have neon-green fingernails. You're a parent of a five year old daughter. Cheer up, it's not THAT bad.

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justme001 0

Hey, it means you participate in your kid's life. Good for you, eff anyone who would say otherwise.

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pearls 0

that's so cute. once my dad went to a meeting with pen all over his face because I drew on him when he was taking a nap and he didn't look in the mirror before he went. I was like three. this is no FML, it actually made me say "aw" out loud :)

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Demetra_fml 0

At least you are not a 40-year-old virgin.

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CourtneyDanielle_fml 9

# 202 Lmfao. Haha, thats cute :) Not many men let their daughters paint their fingernails. But it would have been aqkward going to a meeting like that :P

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xoxcassandraaxox 0

Well, shows you're a good dad...

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hjjl 0

Definitely not an FML, It's adorable! I bet your daughter loves you very much, and you obviously feel the same way if you let her paint your nails.

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anthonyhnj 0

You should have looked right at your co workers and said. I like to cross dress on my days off.

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LuvPink 0

hahahaha aw what a good father :)

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lollypops_fml 0

Ahhhhh sooo cute;) ??

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