Own it

By psychortiz - 03/06/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I allowed my five-year old daughter to paint my fingernails during a living-room "picnic" we were having. A while later I got called back in to work for an emergency meeting. When I arrived at the meeting I noticed my fingernails were still neon-green. I am a 40-year old man. FML
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AlphaC 0

You have a five year old daughter. That immediately exempts you from being called gay or unmanly. You're not gay/unmanly because you have neon-green fingernails. You're a parent of a five year old daughter. Cheer up, it's not THAT bad.

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justme001 0

Hey, it means you participate in your kid's life. Good for you, eff anyone who would say otherwise.

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dreamsmean 3

i love this, its really cute... that you let your daughter do that

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briana83 0

#1: he can still be gay AND have a 5 year old. Ever hear of adoption? Or surrogate parents? OP: that is a totally adorable story!

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littlemisslee 0

Awwww just shows how much of a good daddy you are!

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judgmentalbear 0

So? Have a little fun!! Nothing wrong with neon green nail polish on a man.

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propelks09 0

who the **** cares? neon green fingernails are sweet

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lyssa_xxoo 0

that's not an FML. that's actually cute and understandable. kids will be kids, everyone knows that.

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soccerballs 0

Why r u 40 years old and adding stuff to fml. Man you should have just just put. I post fmls and im 40. That would be more Fml than what u said

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Godless26 1

or "i troll the fml boards for old ppl to make fun of"

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briana83 0

@173-- he must have missed the disclaimer about age limits. Oh wait...there isn't one.

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chippa 24

Kind of a YDI, but I didn't click it 'cause that's so cute:)

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