Panic mode engaged

By Kit - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. He told me he was a dinosaur. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 724
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Top comments

Snowble11 13

Did he tell you RAWR? That means "I Love You" in dinosaur.

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

Hit him with a meteor!

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Dawnstempest 17

Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the Dinosaur.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Holy crap! Someone quoted a song that wasn't One Direction or Justin Bieber?! How old are you?!

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ifavela89 13

That's messed up what did you say afterwards?

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andro6657 10

Ugh! Not another dinosaur!

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Nomadic1 20

I would take that as a sign to cut my loses and move on to someone with at least two functioning brain cells

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brewmasterg 34

Well that would be two more than you have now.

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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14

This fml is definitely worse if it was the first time you expressed the 'L' word to him. I hope that's not the case..

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FrankHotpants 31

He probably wasn't ready and needed a distraction, unfortunately that's a result of a nervous quick response.

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perdix 29

If he is right, does that make you an anachronistic zoophile?

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