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By Anstice - 05/10/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 657

You deserved it 15 553

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By hulagirl1217 - 29/05/2010 12:11 - United States

Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 575

You deserved it 2 940

By Brandon Butler - 04/03/2011 09:22

Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 643

You deserved it 2 998

By Rekt - 10/11/2016 05:40 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was taking a break in my work truck when I saw a huge swarm of bees flying my way. I have a hand crank window so I started cranking it up as fast as I could and the knob snapped off before it closed and I got stung by the whole swarm before I could get out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 784

You deserved it 750

Another pro-shoe argument

By where's the epipen - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Tampa

Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 235

You deserved it 995

By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, while walking to class enjoying the warmer weather, a bee flew down my shirt. I'm allergic to bees so I freaked out and started ripping my clothes off. By the time I was done, I was half naked and there was no bee in sight. Turns out, it was the string on my jacket hood. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 129

You deserved it 33 245

By life_sucks - 16/01/2010 18:46 - New Zealand

Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 026

You deserved it 7 525

The irony stings

By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was driving home, it was 80 degrees out. Making a rare attempt to be eco-friendly, I turned off the A/C and lowered the windows. A bee then flew in through the window, hit my cheek, and stung me. That's what I get for attempting to be eco-friendly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 055

You deserved it 11 327

By MBean - 24/10/2013 18:04 - Anguilla - The Valley

Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 563

You deserved it 28 177

By lyinginbed - 04/06/2016 19:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a field with my boyfriend and he picked me some pretty flowers. I hugged him and leant in to sniff them. In doing so, I inhaled a bee up my nose and had to force it out my swollen nostril after it had stung me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 334

You deserved it 1 185

Bee plot

By rrr - 15/08/2011 15:55 - Canada

Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 688

You deserved it 37 790

Leprecon 3

Monday 5 October 2009 12:12

Unless you are allergic to bees, you deserved it.

skiz_fml 0

Monday 5 October 2009 12:09

Shit thats the funniest thing ive seen all day. And to be a ******* asshole, FIRST! (I bet this gets buried straight away)

Comments

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Monday 5 October 2009 21:27

hahahahahahaha i wish i couldve seen this happening while i was driving high. sucks to be you.

AngelRaven89 0

Monday 5 October 2009 21:54

/sigh at least be a responsible stoner and don't put other people at risk by driving. there's already enough BS statistics for weed, we don't need any more. your making the rest of us look bad..

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Wednesday 7 October 2009 4:15

eh, im high about 99% of the time so pretty much be sober is me high. make me a statistic if youd really please.

PlasmaWafflez 0

Monday 5 October 2009 22:37

If you stay still, the bee won't hurt you. This happened to me and it crawled up my leg, I ignored it and it ****** off. Thus, YDI.

JuuChan 3

Monday 5 October 2009 23:32

Some people just shouldn't be allowed to drive. Moron.

X0WestyX0 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 0:09

people should just shut up! people (like me) are either terrified of bees or really REALLY allergic and they can't afford to be stung and all of you who said "you're a retard for swating at it" well thats usally the first you think of to do and by the time you realize you've already swatted at it so justs leave the person alone

sjx 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 0:19

Right, a "proper car". Grow up.

Teekayahr 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 0:30

See, that's cause you're dumb. You're in a car, and unless you'd be needing your epi-pen if it stung you, you need to relax. And even then, flailing is really dumb. The more still you are, the less likely it is to sting you.

scateice 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 0:34

Wow, what an overreacting bee.... all you did was ******* swat it and it freaked out so much as to kill itself? No wonder bees are dissappearing....

dirtybird2212 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 2:00

#23 were you stoned?

danielw 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 2:57

god, i just don't understand people on FML. How is this not a total YDI?!

teiso_fml 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 2:59

NEXT TIME, stay calm and then pull over at the first opportunity so you can open the door and get out. Bees are less likely to sting you if you stay calm.