Panic

By Distracted - 13/08/2009 12:18 - United States

Today, it was my first day at a new school. I pulled into the parking lot and saw this really cute guy. I was checking him out in my rear view mirror. When I looked ahead, there was something in the road, so I swirved real hard and took down an entire wooden fence. That something was a plastic bag. FML
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Stunt_fml 5

This is why, WHEN DRIVING, PAY ATTENTION IN FRONT OF YOU. Come on.... I can't stress this enough.

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xxMiiNii 0

YDI. People like you shouldn't have a driving license at all.

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Nick402 0

You really know how to make an entrance. I'm sure people at the school will have no trouble knowing who you are now. :P

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Moy_fml 6

So you pulled into a parking lot, and then you swerved to avoid something on the road. Urm. Make up your mind, where are you!?

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Neferria 0

You deserve it for not paying attention to the road.

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madZONE_fml 0

aside from being a dumbshit and not watching the road, was he super delicious??? just asking

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TommyCheeks 0

hmm you were driving fast enough to swerve that hard in a parking lot ? either a) Your really retarded and don't deserve to be behind the wheel or b) its fake if its a) YDI for going that fast and FYL for being retarded if its b) fail

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accidentprone09 0

who ever says YDI... your a **** face... how can she possible diserve it? and even though some of the YDI comments made me pee myself laughing still sick move... that REALLY sucks fyl (:

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12frisbees 0

...because she wasn't paying attention while she was operating a car.

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Crethius 4

wow, second swerving FML i've seen today, wonder how many more I can find =/ To OP, THE BRAKES ARE THERE FOR A REASON!!

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GreenAlbatross 3

OP, pay attention while you're driving. Being an irresponsible, bopsy little tart while behind the wheel might get someone killed. Someone like a small child you didn't see because you weren't looking at the road in front of you, or maybe it'll be the "really cute guy" because you just HAD to do your make up to look good for him. So stop being a self-absorbed little ***** and pay attention to the world around you so that you don't hurt innocent people who couldn't get out of your way in time. I hope your parents take away your car and make you take the damn bus.

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Hazy_fml 0

Can't agree more. I don't get why Looking good comes before driving when it comes to the majority of women (And don't call any of that "Sexist" bullshit either, because you all know that it's true.) A two-ton steel deathtrap does NOT care how you look, nor does it take the precautions to swerve itself out of little Timmy's way. You're driving to DRIVE. Not to gaze at men. If you want to do that, maybe you should try walking.

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GreenAlbatross 3

Guh. There's been more than one occasion where I almost got run over because someone was doing their mascara...while talking on a bluetooth...and handing something to her kid in the back seat. And then there's the dads that are on the bluetooth, eating, and fiddling with the radio. I live near a private school...and once the parents drop off their precious little angels, they don't care if they hit someone else's child. Come to think of it, one of them actually broadsided my mum and I because if you pick your kid up after 6 you get charged. And get this, the woman was so wrapped up in her little world that she actually left to get her kid and come back before swapping insurance. It was still my mum's fault because she was turning left and the idiot was going straight. I hate oblivious drivers so much.

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