Cars and Miscellaneous: Panic

Panic

By Distracted - 13/08/2009 12:18 - United States

Today, it was my first day at a new school. I pulled into the parking lot and saw this really cute guy. I was checking him out in my rear view mirror. When I looked ahead, there was something in the road, so I swirved real hard and took down an entire wooden fence. That something was a plastic bag. FML

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By himtopia19 - 03/03/2009 00:09 - United States

Today, I was driving at night and saw a small animal run across the road. I slammed on my brakes and got rear-ended. The animal turned out to be a plastic grocery bag. FML

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By hatemylifelol - 08/01/2016 20:33 - United States - Roseville

Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

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By jcheer113 - 17/05/2010 04:10 - United States

Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML

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By saxophone911 - 13/04/2013 15:52 - United States

Today, at school, I saw the guy I like at his locker. I decided to run up from behind and surprise him. I ended up accidentally slamming his locker on his fingers. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2016 04:34 - United States - Thibodaux

Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML

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You deserved it 291

By lulabell - 19/05/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I waved at a cute guy when I was leaving Wendy's. I then ran into a curb, spilled my Frosty, and hit my head on the steering wheel. I turned around and both the cute guy and his dad were in hysterics. FML

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By Lmop68 - 27/05/2009 05:27 - Canada

Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the parking lot. I ran quickly to greet him, but in my excitement didn't take note of the giant Hummer backing out. I broke two ribs and all my crush was trying to do was warn me of the moving vehicle I was about to run into. FML

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Dingus

By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 13:24 - Tanzania United Republic of

Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML

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Stunt_fml 5

Thursday 13 August 2009 19:16

This is why, WHEN DRIVING, PAY ATTENTION IN FRONT OF YOU. Come on.... I can't stress this enough.

xxMiiNii 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 19:22

YDI. People like you shouldn't have a driving license at all.

Comments

cthulhu1138 1

Friday 14 August 2009 1:52

This is the sort of thing that happens when you don't pay attention to the road. Consider yourself lucky it was a fence and not a tree.

razorgenius67 0

Friday 14 August 2009 2:05

YDI - next time pay attention to the road and not the cute guy in the lot.

skylinediver 0

Friday 14 August 2009 2:28

Learn to drive you cheap ****.

alliemay 0

Friday 14 August 2009 2:28

How can you be so IRRESPONSIBLE? Because you acted like a ditzy little girl, someone could have DIED. If you're behind a 2000+ pound machine, you can't let yourself get distracted by stupid stuff. I hope this makes you think, but if not, I hope next time it's YOU who suffers instead of an innocent child or bystander. One accident can cause MANY people's lives to be damaged forever. YDI a thousand times over.

SirAwesome 0

Friday 14 August 2009 2:32

Just another example of DWF.

TysonFawlay 0

Friday 14 August 2009 4:40

People say men are bigger risks and women are better drivers... I beg to differ purely by counting FMLs. Seriously?

stanzskin 0

Friday 14 August 2009 4:41

Good job proving wrong the stereotype about women being bad drivers! Oh wait, you proved it right. I always get those two mixed up. nm.

excessinfo 0

Friday 14 August 2009 5:14

YDI, seriously... risking your life and others as well as a lot of cash to check out a guy. L2drive.

GriefBacon 0

Friday 14 August 2009 5:25

YDI in a big way. I hate people like you. There would be fewer accidents if you'd just stop trying to be a ***** 100% of the time.

taylora2193 0

Friday 14 August 2009 6:10

All of you need to shut up. Theres no way none of you havent made a mistake while driving. Shit happens and she'll learn what not to do now. And She never said she was doing her makeup, or makin herself look good. She's a teenage girl at a new high school of course she's gonna check guys out. It was stupid to do while driving but it doesn't make her a *****. And the whole her going too fast thing probably isn't true either. I went to school with a wooden fence RIGHT next to the parking lot. You guys are all really mean for calling a girl a *****/****/dumb shit. She just needs to pay better attention.

boatkicker 4

Friday 14 August 2009 15:47

If you hit a fence going slow the whole thing doesn't come down. Maybe a little section of it does, if its crappily built, but not the whole thing. You are right though about the makeup and stuff though.

stargazer89 0

Friday 14 August 2009 19:29

no, she's a liar and you're a retard. if this was true, she deserved it anyway for being a dumbass, potentially endangering other people and herself by being careless. everyone's made mistakes on the road, and yeah, that makes you a dumbass at said time, and you deserve whatever consequence that came after. but considering this FML is SO untrue, only an idiot would believe it, you.. are most definitely retarded. no way in hell could she have "pulled up" in the parking lot, pulled up meaning stopped, still swerved on the road ahead (where is this road ahead in her parking space and why would she be swerving if she was stationary?) and took out a fence.

boatkicker 4

Friday 14 August 2009 20:16

I'm a retard because i think that comments about makeup are irrelevant in an FML with no reference to make up? alright then. Also, OP didn't say "pulled up" op said "pulled into" meaning, turned the car and drove into the area. OP should have been paying attention, and thereofre is an idiot. You also didn't pay attention and used the information that you mis-read to prove a point. I'm retarded because makeup is somehow relevent. OP is stupid because she can't drive adn mixes up road s with parking lots You are because you mis-read nad your the wrong information to prove points. Is anyone on FML intelligent? apparently not.