TV shows, Relatable, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Parasocial

Parasocial

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, I went shopping with my sister. Looking for something to say, I told her how one of my friends had been burglarized. Then I realised it was Bree on Desperate Housewives. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 240

You deserved it 61 680

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Surprising

By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 20:00

Today, my younger sister had some friends over at ours. I was in the shower but was horrified to realize my clothes and towel were gone. Figuring that she took them, I tried to make it to my room without being seen, but one of her friends came up to use the bathroom. She saw everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 105

You deserved it 311

I hate myself

By trixanne - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney

Today, anticipating another stressful day of work, I left my house with a cluster of thoughts in my mind. It was only when I heard my front door lock behind me, my hand still resting on the handle, that I realised I had forgotten my house keys. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 719

You deserved it 3 948

Silly idea

By jameen - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Tadley

Today, whilst out shopping with my crush, I decided to jokingly try on a silly-looking dress in an overly-expensive shop. Apparently I took the wrong size as I couldn't get out. Not only did the shop assistants have to publicly cut me out of the dress, I had to pay for it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 852

You deserved it 47 264

It's sus to us

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - New Orleans

Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 435

You deserved it 4 496

BIKES?!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I rode my bike to work. Once there, I realized I'd forgotten my bike lock. For fear of it being stolen, I quickly rode home and took my car instead. When I later got home, I realized my bike was missing. Someone stole it from my backyard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 713

You deserved it 6 307

By paranoid neighborhood - 27/11/2013 17:51 - United States - Orlando

Today, I was walking back home from a party, when I received an email from our neighborhood watch. It said to beware, because a "thug-like" stranger with a white shirt and brown hair had entered the neighborhood. My hair is indeed brown and I was wearing a white shirt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 351

You deserved it 4 226

Close encounters

By Pinkie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to announce to the whole house that I was going the bathroom, because the lock on the door is broken. Before I had the chance to wipe, my dad loudly burst through the door, stark bollock naked, to take a shower. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 287

You deserved it 2 717

Tasty

By chew toy - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, I went to see my sister and took a couple of dog biscuits for her dog. I forgot about them until later when I realised I had a hole in my pocket, near my crotch. The dog pointed this out by chomping my balls to get to the biscuits. My attempts to remove him resulted in more vigorous chewing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 552

You deserved it 962

STOP! THIEF!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff - United States - Stamford

Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 510

You deserved it 378

Second class citizen

By crapped on - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 560

You deserved it 4 261

emer_helena 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:17

It's your sister, you shouldn't need to search for something to say. You should just argue about the first thing that comes to mind like most siblings!

greendaygirl999 5

Wednesday 17 March 2010 21:18

Burgled?

Comments

SeventhFonons 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 23:35

I LOVE YOU. Man, sounds like something I would do...

ohdamn_fml 2

Sunday 17 May 2009 23:35

Whut?

Blardo 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 23:47

Kill yourself.

peanut_dog 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 23:50

You need a real life.

sweet92_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 23:56

hahaha hilarious. can't wait for the finale tonight!

Yeh_Right 0

Monday 18 May 2009 0:00

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

mcsnelly 5

Monday 18 May 2009 0:03

um #51, if you don't have anything new to say, why are you posting a comment? Your comment was literally the exact same thing as #4's, so, unless you are just referring to what was said in it to agree and add some other comment of your own or are arguing against it, #4's comment does not need to be re-posted. OP: Love Desperate Housewives, but you really need to differentiate between real-life and TV. #29--So you have to resort to lying and greatly exaggerating stories to seem interesting? I'm pretty sure that's a good way to get caught in your web of lies and end up with people thinking you are a lying jackass rather than just thinking you're boring.

suhmanthe 0

Monday 18 May 2009 0:14

btw, Bree burglarized her own house dummy!

whoaalexgoalex 0

Monday 18 May 2009 0:22

Omg lol I love that show... never missed an episode. But actually, Bree was divorcing Orson and, in order for her to not have to give him half of her buisness, she faked a robbery. Her and her laywer did it themselves. But that is so funny lol