Parents always know

By Anonymous - 07/08/2013 22:24 - Egypt

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Today, my mum picked up a bunch of tissues that were scattered around my room. She examined them, then asked me to stop wasting her potential grandchildren. FML
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33Chilidog 6

Well, you could've at least thrown them away or disposed of them.

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Nyx_fml 23

I wonder how many billions of grandchildren she wants.

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ballettillidie 8

You left it on the floor?!?!?

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michelleJ11 25

Trash cans were invented for a reason, OP. With her comment though, I think she's trying to tell you something, hint hint.

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angiemarie96 25

If you want the toilet clogged with tissue..

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BradTheBrony 19

You realize toilet paper and tissues are pretty close in composition, right?

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ltaper11 20

I guess those were happy and not sad tissues

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AtomicDiamond87 15

I think you deserve it if u can't pick up after yourself.

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alycion 38

Doesn't matter what they were used for, leaving used tissues laying around is gross. Is it really that hard to put them in the trash after they are used?

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Hajostek 12

You can't get girls pregnant with mucus, silly mom.

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flashback.miss 28

Did she start singing, Every sperm is sacred?

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olpally 32

Nice job op. lol. How many were there??? Lmao.

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brewmasterg 34

ONE **** tissue lying around is already too many.

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olpally 32

Lol, it would complete the FML, make it that much more hilarious. Lol.

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Xotoolyxo 16

The fact that you leave those 'scattered around your room' is disgusting, invest in a trash can

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kpc2424 13

Glad I read the comments, that's exactly what I was going to say!

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nflhomeboy 7

Is there a reason your sperm is thrown all around the room? I usually try to hide that stuff from my parents.

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