Miscellaneous: Party hard

Party hard

By vcarder - 04/10/2013 20:25 - United States - Newton

Today, I met a really nice girl at a club. One thing led to another, and she told me to meet her out front in 5 minutes. I was so drunk that I stumbled into the restroom instead, then curled up on the floor crying in despair when I realized my mistake. FML

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You deserved it 43 182

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By curiousorange - 05/07/2009 15:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I met a great girl at a party. We talked alone, and she made me promise I'd dance with her later. When I saw her later, she was unconscious, and in an ambulance. She'd collapsed, and the entire party assumed I'd spiked her drink. FML

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You deserved it 3 045

By Jebus - 24/01/2009 16:07 - Canada

Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML

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You deserved it 34 790

By Anonymous - 02/01/2015 22:14 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 109

You deserved it 10 266

By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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You deserved it 69 628

Do I know you?

By goblue - 21/12/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I was sleeping in my room when I awoke to an unfamiliar female voice in my apartment, followed by a thud. I walked out to find a drunk girl I've never met collapsed in my doorway. After puking all over the place, she had me call her father, who picked her up 10 minutes later. FML

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You deserved it 3 174

By allennn - 14/03/2010 14:56 - France

Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML

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You deserved it 38 549

By MC - 15/08/2011 02:51 - Canada

Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML

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You deserved it 39 612

By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 00:31 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 189

You deserved it 21 640

By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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You deserved it 43 471

By Austin Franklin - 18/03/2012 11:41 - United States

Today, I decided to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was my family reunion. FML

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You deserved it 47 412

thatgirl1299 11

Saturday 5 October 2013 2:33

Smooth move

lemonzone25 17

Saturday 5 October 2013 2:36

You couldn't have just turned around and went outside instead?

Comments

golden_warrior 23

Saturday 5 October 2013 2:39

And you are the same guy who couldn't lift any weight at the gym. Today wasn't a good day for you *ice cube voice*

jrock9093 18

Saturday 5 October 2013 2:39

Smooth drunk idiot you could of just turned around and went outside I think this one is on you buddy

every1luvsboners 11

Saturday 5 October 2013 2:49

Could of? You sure are dumb, boy.

rosenkrieger223 21

Saturday 5 October 2013 7:33

Punctuation is your friend...

taziiscool 5

Saturday 5 October 2013 2:41

Well.... there's no reason to "wine" about it.

Nyx_fml 23

Saturday 5 October 2013 3:11

Doing so could be in OP's gins.

carecow 16

Saturday 5 October 2013 2:41

If you were that drunk I doubt you'd remember the outcome of the night anyway.

gc327072 30

Saturday 5 October 2013 5:23

Well, he remembered something, obviously

rosenkrieger223 21

Saturday 5 October 2013 7:35

Not everyone blacks out when they're that drunk. I very rarely did back when I used to party that hard.

hienzburgess 9

Saturday 5 October 2013 2:51

it's okay, plenty more girl like that in the sea. not so much of a big loss.

_btwice 7

Saturday 5 October 2013 2:52

Why didn't you just go outside?

ohSNAPyall 26

Saturday 5 October 2013 2:54

So you went through the wrong door. Why didn't you try to go find her afterwards? I'm sure she would have waited long enough for you to walk across the bar again.