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By thanksforthat - 10/01/2013 23:11 - United States - Tunkhannock

Today, I went to the hospital with stomach pains. I found out I have mono, as well as a ruptured ovarian cyst, which may need surgery. I called my best friend for support, only for her to drunkenly yell at me for not being at her party, and that this could have waited till a better time. FML

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By Ashe - 01/06/2012 17:58 - Australia - Carrum

Today, I was admitted to hospital for suspected kidney failure. I called my best friend to let her know I couldn't make it to her birthday party tonight. She seemed to be infinitely more upset that I wouldn't be able to give her a birthday present. FML

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A huge mess of stuff

By GreatWeek - 30/05/2022 17:01 - United States - Dighton

Today, I had to help one of my best friends while he was having a seizure. Earlier this morning my longtime girlfriend broke up with me. Oh, and also earlier this week I found out my other best friend has cancer. Lord take me now. FML

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Medicare for all, please

By Anonymous - 14/08/2020 02:01

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my 6 ovarian cyst rupture. The pain meds have already worn off and my vag hurts. I also had my gallbladder removed last June, and my right ovary removed last January. The staff here remember me. Most expensive friends I've ever had. FML

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A mother's love…

By Anonymous - 08/10/2020 14:01 - United States - Allentown

Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML

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By Disappointed Mom - 31/07/2016 20:31 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was supposed to be enjoying a long-anticipated, desperately needed, weekend away. Turns out those "little stomach twinges" were actually symptoms of appendicitis. I'm stuck in the hospital, alone, recovering from surgery, while my family is enjoying our non-refundable break. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2018 19:00

Today, my best friend of 12 years traveled cross country to help me recover from major surgery. I've been sitting in the hospital by myself while she has sex in my empty apartment with some guy she met. FML

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By cheaterscheat - 29/07/2012 01:21 - United States - Saint James

Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML

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Sticky situation

By Anonymous - 09/05/2023 06:00 - United States - Burton

Today, I found out that all together, I have mono, strep, a UTI, and a enlarged spleen. How am I going to tell my friend that I made out with his dad, and now his dad is sick? This man gives his newborn kisses every night. FML

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What's next?

By My Body Hates me - 30/07/2020 05:01

Today, I was diagnosed with a severe bladder infection that has left me in excruciating pain. A month ago, I had an ovarian cyst rupture. A few weeks before that, I badly sprained my elbow. Before that, I had the flu. I think my body is mutinying one organ system at a time. FML

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Man up

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML

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TrueTriage 16

Friday 11 January 2013 3:13

How dare you be so rude as to let your ovary rupture on the night your friend has a party! Besides aren't shots of Bacardi the ultimate mono cure!?

sunkissedluster 20

Friday 11 January 2013 3:13

You need better friends, OP. So sorry, that's gotta be rough. :/

Comments

birdcagereligion 10

Friday 11 January 2013 18:55

I hope you get to feeling better, op!

glansberg 1

Friday 11 January 2013 20:22

Do I know you? My friend Has the same exact issue.

Raykyogrou03 12

Friday 11 January 2013 20:51

Maybe she was just joking! I bet that she told everyone the party was canceled and showed up at your hospital bed 15 min later huh. That is, if she really is ur best friend

sgtcxelite 11

Friday 11 January 2013 21:46

The **** do you expect? She was drunk.

sugoine 12

Saturday 12 January 2013 4:41

Time for a new BFF-been there, done that with the cyst situation-I'm sorry you are going through that!!

allsmilesnow88 5

Saturday 12 January 2013 5:09

With a friend like her who needs enemies???

xgetxbentx 13

Saturday 12 January 2013 9:00

Send her text and tell her that she's being a shitty ass, selfish friend and that if her party is more important than her "best friend's" health then you're not so sure you want to remain friends. I went through something similar and once I pointed out how hurt I was and how selfish she was being, she apologized and is currently kissing my ass to make up for it.

Satoaoi 13

Saturday 12 January 2013 11:31

all the people who voted you deserved it will get ovarian cysts and mono I hope you know that. . cheer up child things will get better

Derpylicious 3

Tuesday 15 January 2013 6:17

Why are you friends with a selfish bitch?

Queen_of_Night 20

Friday 18 January 2013 8:02

Huh, I was telling my dad how both of those nearly killed me at one point. My cyst didn't burst but I was told if it had the pain would have likely killed me, and if it didn't, the cancer it held would have. Can't imagine what it would have felt like so your certainly have my sympathy. Get better OP.