Party and Miscellaneous: Party time!

Party time!

By Kate - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom said we are having a party for the 4th of July. Her definition of a party is my grandma coming over. FML

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JustinThunder 8

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:38

Maybe your grandma can throw one hell of a party.

NoodleBurger 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:40

YEAH! Break out the oxygen tanks and digest cookies!

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ChantelRenaeee 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 1:21

why the long face? I would have had one hell of a time!

mea_iloveskiing 26

Tuesday 5 July 2011 1:34

I would come :)

babbu18 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 1:55

haha have fun playing bingo!:)

jeob1992 8

Tuesday 5 July 2011 2:00

tequila makes her clothes come off..... hopefully someone gets this....

BennyBear 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 2:07

which clearly shows you it's not a party until grandma arrives. whiskey and oxygen!

lovelydarlings 6

Tuesday 5 July 2011 2:08

Grandmas know how to party!!

jassi101 5

Tuesday 5 July 2011 2:20

lol omg urs so evil

Mi24hind 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 2:22

Grannies can be fun!

kangaru1 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 2:26

be gracious of the time you get to spend w eachother.

NYkid2K8 5

Tuesday 5 July 2011 2:32

Grandma's coming over! Party time!!

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