Awkward, ACAB and Cops: Paul Fart Malt Clop

Paul Fart Malt Clop

By Cornbreesha - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a mall cop tore up my "Free hugs" sign. FML

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Dynoblaze 1

Saturday 28 November 2009 16:08

He knew you were just trying to feel up chicks.

clarke1986 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 16:24

Your actually giving out free hugs at a mall..... creeper

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Mcsquiggleballb 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 17:07

Well he has no happiness in his life. i bet he never gets hugs You make me proud. *Air-Hug*

linzilady 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 18:02

I love Free Hugs people! Don't let the cop bother you, no one loves him anyway. *HUGS!!!*

PeachyKin 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 20:59

You should've hugged the cop and said 'It's okay, let it out....' XD

dj555dragon 2

Sunday 29 November 2009 23:01

WIN!

ShamefulFables 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 21:34

"Free Hugs" signs are actually illegal in some areas... I'm sorry that happened o_x I guess if you shout it out, he can't tear that up.

moustachemonster 0

Monday 30 November 2009 0:36

YDI. Free hugs are dirty. Are you really that desperate for attention that you need some stranger to hug you? It's pathetic, really.

blacklite69 0

Monday 30 November 2009 0:48

...What is everyone's problem with free hugs?! Douche...

yami_mani 0

Monday 30 November 2009 1:22

Honestly, what is wrong with a hug? Are some people that cold?

amilie_ 0

Monday 30 November 2009 4:33

it sorta sounds like the cop didnt really want that free hug.

Brey1013 0

Monday 30 November 2009 13:51

Some people are so lame. who doesn't want free hugs?

Psychs7 11

Monday 30 November 2009 13:53

Today, at work some god damn hippie hit me with a greasy smelly hug, because i walked past his sign on my rounds. So i tore it up. FML

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