Paul Fart Malt Clop

By Cornbreesha - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a mall cop tore up my "Free hugs" sign. FML
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Top comments

Dynoblaze 1

He knew you were just trying to feel up chicks.

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clarke1986 0

Your actually giving out free hugs at a mall..... creeper

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Comments

Luckster 0

Are you sure free hugs are a good idea with the Swine Flu thing going around? The cop was doing you a favor.

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boreddoubletears 0

I had swine flu. It was just like the regular flu, except longer and a tad gnarlier. Not a big deal at all, a lot of my friends have had swine flu as well and tell me the same thing.

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0___0 9

I thought I was the only one who noticed that! CORNBREESHA! that was my favourite one.

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CHEESYBIGMAC 0

your lucky it was just a mall cop...someone was once arrested for prostitution because they had a "free hugs" sign out in public...so this isnt an FML, just get over it and go find a woman

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Tigg3r 3

u shoulda hit him and been like "Bad popo!!" XD (I know how to use perfect grammar. I'm just lazy.)

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echochan 5

Using perfect grammar would've have taken about the same amount of time as it took you to write "I know how to use perfect grammar. I'm just lazy." Just saying.

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depression375 0

that's so ******* retarted. who the **** cares!!!

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bmach 0

Good, you deserved it. I ******* hate you annoying 'Free Hugs' kids.

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foolsangel 4

Aw, yes, how sad it is to want to show compassion to a fellow human being. Shame on you, OP, for trying to make people feel better, shaaame!

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mrbob360 0

Somagirl is definitely not trying to get attention by writing an essay in the comments section...

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