Paul Fart Malt Clop

By Cornbreesha - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a mall cop tore up my "Free hugs" sign. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 403
You deserved it 17 723

Top comments

Dynoblaze 1

He knew you were just trying to feel up chicks.

Your actually giving out free hugs at a mall..... creeper

Comments

Okay, so, how do we know the "free hugs" sign holder isn't a pedophile or other creeper just trying to get his rocks off by hugging strangers? Wait until he's caught groping some 10 year old or whatever?

These days, I think people are particularly weirded out by men who want to give "free hugs" in places where there are a lot of kids, like malls before Christmas. Not really fair, but that's the trend. You'd probably get less flack in a spot where people won't suspect you of preying on kids.

helpmeiamblind 0
crazy_cat_lady 0

I think I know why the mall cop tore up your sign. Are you the Free Hugs girl that stole FreeHugsSuck's wallet? He posted his FML also...

Thats totally what i was thinking too!

I_LOVE_METH 0

YDI for following that stupid trend you ******* dumbass.

I will give you a hug, but Im gonna hang on to my wallet!

give him a break, i think hugs are great. i take free hugs signs to the mall with my friends all the time, and we have great fun.

I have a hoodie with Free hugs on the back =)

animedemons 0

my friends parents yelled at me for having one...

DeathByFalchion 0

As long as the hugs are optional, this shouldn't have been a problem.