Awkward, ACAB and Cops: Paul Fart Malt Clop

i have a "free hugs" shirt, i hope the mall cop doesn't tear that up too. next lets tattoo it in our asses, drop our pants, and run around spreading our love

aboutagirl_17 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 7:17

awww that sucks! we all need some love lmao!

MrJenkins 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 7:32

mah mommeee sez u get aids frum hugz

dave202 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 7:50

You should have given deluxe hugs for $2.00

perdix 29

Sunday 29 November 2009 8:09

It wasn't the "Free Hugs" part that caused the trouble. It was the "With Happy Ending -- $20" part.

youarewonderful 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 9:00

...and this is an FML because...?

TuucciZ 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 9:25

"You can tear down my sign, but you can never take away my happiness! To the barricades, comrades! Free hugs for everyone... Through revolution!"

l0st4lif3 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 13:21

you shoulda painted it on your shirt and pants to see if they make you take it off or not, then put on the back "$20 for removal of clothing"

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