Awkward, ACAB and Cops: Paul Fart Malt Clop

yeah, there's a YouTube video about some guy who did that. it got banned so he started a petition and got like, 10,000 signatures before the would let him start free hugs again.

BeeSkwaird 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 18:52

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vr3x_RRJdd4

1234512345cj 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 17:49

lol YDI I'd do the same

ijrnelson 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 17:55

YDI for seeking affection from random members of the public.

Laxloverr24 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 17:58

haha the mall cop obviously had no sense of humor.

xoconnie 8

Saturday 28 November 2009 18:13

good! ur probably ugly.

smallory42 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 4:56

You too.

kira1kira 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 18:43

come here I'll give u a hug

joemk2012 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 18:49

Sounds like he needs a hug

BeeSkwaird 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 18:57

Like the raccoon on Elf

FritoLovesYou 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 18:53

YDI you filthy hippy.

Sk8trlover19 3

Wednesday 30 May 2012 7:32

That's not cool man just cuz op ways to give hugs, don't judge other people retard, how would you like it if I called you a dumbass frog man

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