Love, Embarrassing and Seduction: Peacocking PUA syndrome

Peacocking PUA syndrome

By hardtoignore - 03/10/2011 01:34 - United States

Today, after reading about seduction techniques, I wore shades and a brightly colored shirt to a club to attract female attention. However, the sunglasses rendered me almost blind, and I tripped over a step, crashed into tables, and thanks to the shirt, everyone saw it happen in glorious technicolor. FML

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By rackman007 - 13/05/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML

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By Fuck's sake! - 25/04/2016 01:34 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, it turned out the twit I've been overcharging for drinks in my bar for wearing shades indoors is actually blind. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I was telling my entire cocktail party about the time I accidentally flashed my volleyball team at a pool party. While trying to demonstrate how it happened, I accidentally pulled my dress down and flashed everyone again. FML

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Play it cool

By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

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Not my sunnies!

By ladyofzanarkand - 20/05/2020 20:00

Today, while out shopping, a middle aged man snatched my sunglasses off my face, threw them off the ground, and stomped on them, saying, "That’s what you get for trying to look cool, asshole!" I suffer from light-induced migraines. FML

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By scumbag i guess - 08/09/2012 00:26 - United States - El Paso

Today, I went out to a club, hoping to score. I'd read about a trick pickup artists use called "negging" and decided to try it out. As I finished complimenting a girl for being brave enough to have not made much of an effort with her makeup, she slammed her knee between my legs. FML

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By notexactly - 23/04/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I didn't wear my contacts. Determined to prove to my friends I didn't need them, I read all the signs in sight. I couldn't read a particular one, so I began to walk closer. Suddenly I fell on my face, bruising my cheekbone. The sign said: "Caution: Watch Your Step." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 18:24 - United States

Today, while on my way to the break room, it seemed as if everyone was staring at me and giving me odd looks. I asked my friend, "Did I get prettier overnight or something?" She answered, "No, your shirt is just see-through." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 01:33 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2018 06:00 - Australia

Today, as I walked out of a club, I slipped in my new shoes and spilled my chicken, chips and gravy on my brand new white dress. Not only did people see me do this, but my dress is ruined. FML

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Freeze_fml 16

Monday 3 October 2011 8:49

You sure attracted attention.

perdix 29

Monday 3 October 2011 9:06

Which is why you don't. . . *lowers sunglasses* Crash, thud, thud, "watch out, asshole!," Ouch, oof, tinkle, moan, gasp. wear your sunglasses at night.

Comments

blinkingstarlet 15

Tuesday 4 October 2011 7:41

it's douchey to wear sunglasses in a club at night. very. the fall saved you.

punkin_26 16

Tuesday 4 October 2011 13:15

This one totally tops the beiber wig getting beat down by the pimp cane fml. I laughed so hard I peed a little. YDI.

fanaticdragon 10

Tuesday 4 October 2011 14:23

Howard Wolowitz, is that you?

h0ward076 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 14:29

who wears sunglasses to a club???

graphicstyle7 17

Tuesday 4 October 2011 16:58

You could try TALKING TO THEM LIKE HUMANS!!! That actually works. Go up to them, introduce yourself like a normal person, be confident, and make normal conversation. Women don't like to be seen as something you need strategy for, they want to be seen as people.

couturegirl2 7

Wednesday 5 October 2011 6:17

sounds like you've got a situation.

YeOldeSnake 8

Wednesday 5 October 2011 14:13

You ought to get your vision augmented.

Pushka 8

Wednesday 5 October 2011 22:19

wow rly wow, has that like ever worked? I meen did u honestly tink 'heeeey if i put on sunglasses n glow in the dark girls will start liking me?'. As a girl I can tell u no girl I've ever known wud fall for that. Ever. Unless ofc u look like Brad Pit, but if u been reading a book on seduction guess the answer is no.