People will collect literally anything

By freaked out - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I discovered why my girlfriend is so obsessed with cutting my nails. She collects my clippings in a jar under her bed. She claims it will keep us together longer. FML
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rightspark 7

Just file them small enough where she can't cut them and keep getting laid op

daydreamer244 13

Scary stuff op...scary stuff...

kaitie311 1

Make sure that you *mistakenly* break it at some point. Nail clippings and hair strands can be used against you if you are into weird shit. Plus: underwear under tables are a bad omen. Take care :)!!

cows32 1

overly attached girlfriend!!!!

ScaryLullaby 10
EA1616 2

Reminds me of the creepypasta Mason... O_o