People will collect literally anything

By freaked out - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I discovered why my girlfriend is so obsessed with cutting my nails. She collects my clippings in a jar under her bed. She claims it will keep us together longer. FML
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vic55jets 13

That's just creepy :3

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meikola 6

Um, be afraid. Be very afraid. Sheesh!

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caitiebug1119 15

Run away fast and don't look back. Also, cross your fingers that she's not planning on using the clippings to make a clone of you after you tell her you're breaking up with her.

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SmileyKyliKins 4

She sounds like a devoted young lady..

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chippa 24

This is the first FML that's actually made me gasp. Jesus!!!! Get out of there.

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goaliegrl17 0

That's kinda scary dude.......

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RemedyMarks 1

What the **** dude

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NatalieOntheTram 11

Have you checked her closet? I suspect that there may be a likeliness of you crafted from wads of your used gum.

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