People will collect literally anything

By freaked out - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I discovered why my girlfriend is so obsessed with cutting my nails. She collects my clippings in a jar under her bed. She claims it will keep us together longer. FML
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naduskalove 3

Wow, this is so ridiculous and nasty !!! I am just speechless. O_O

Um, I say no, it'll make you leave faster...

How? When I clip my nails those bastards shoot across the room never to be seen again.

Girlfriend: "I've got a spell on yoooou...." Consider leaving, with the clippings. That is, if you still can ;)