People will collect literally anything

By freaked out - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I discovered why my girlfriend is so obsessed with cutting my nails. She collects my clippings in a jar under her bed. She claims it will keep us together longer. FML
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vic55jets 13

That's just creepy :3

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Rangiku_fml 2

That's disturbing and disgusting, among the many other words that come to mind to describe your situation. I'm not even sure if it would be worth your time addressing how inappropriate her behaviour is, as she clearly wasn't thinking rationally to begin with. Your gf needs help op, that's not normal

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ami200485 14

That's just gross!

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Omer_Kalopiuzur_fml 1

Natural nails (also called overriding nails) are known from the work of Benson and Allen, to be ultra durable and never break as the cap covering the nail was not décalottée; removal of this cap, although advised on a purely medical is not less painful and absurd on a theological level.

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challan 19

I say, get her to give you one more mani and pedi, then get the hell out!

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jess_alex 1

Jeepers creepers where'd you get those creepers jeepers creepers where'd you get those eyes

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Omer_Kalopiuzur_fml 1

Would you know, by the merest chance, a nail collection that belonged to babies and to be held this weekend somewhere between Wisconsin and Illinois? I am looking to sell so I can buy placenta.

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