People will collect literally anything

By freaked out - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I discovered why my girlfriend is so obsessed with cutting my nails. She collects my clippings in a jar under her bed. She claims it will keep us together longer. FML
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vic55jets 13

That's just creepy :3

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DukeLeto 14

Sounds like she and I see the same witch doctor. Has she been to Wachootoo recently, or does she go around the house chanting "ooh eeh uh la la ting tang walla walla bing bang"?

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gottageek 17

In this situation run. Don't look back! Nobody will judge you if you leave that level of crazy. Fake your death if you have to.

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cocosaure 8

Okay never heard of that before that's totally creepy I wonder what else she collects that belongs to you. Weird!!!!

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davek 36

Definitely making a voodoo doll.

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medichick 5

Um this is very creepy. I would prob run for your life lol

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zombiekitten87 12

Or she's into voodoo. Make sure you take that jar with you when you FLEE FOR YOUR LIFE.

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