Performance anxiety

By 2yearsofHotSexThenThis - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

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Today, after not having sex for nearly a year and a half, an opportunity arose. I couldn't get it up. FML
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k1ng 0

it's too scared from being beaten for the last year haha

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NoRemorse 0

the key is finding an actually attractive girl, not anything that you can stick your dick into.

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xxcheeseizlifexx 1

haha the oppurtunity arose but your penis did not hahahahahahahahaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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magiczipperman 0

thats shitty dude. ive had the same problem before. just straight up sucks.

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KurtLayneCobain 0

You were happy till you realized you couldn't get slappy.

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dunyone1 0

its okay, op. its obvious that you are married so im sure your wife would love to give it a second try.

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IWannaBeAPickle 1

This would be so much funnier if it said the opportunity arose, I didn't. Lol.

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Sassybq1 13

You lost communication with your star ship T_T

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verlorenerFall 8

So in other words, the opportunity rose, even though you were unable to...

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