Performance anxiety

By 2yearsofHotSexThenThis - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

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Today, after not having sex for nearly a year and a half, an opportunity arose. I couldn't get it up. FML
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k1ng 0

it's too scared from being beaten for the last year haha

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NoRemorse 0

the key is finding an actually attractive girl, not anything that you can stick your dick into.

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anonymsspermdonr 0

lmao dude ur peepz on the fritz. m srry but tht sux

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agent47crows 0

It's ironic... I'm guessing if the said opportunity hadn't... came up, the positions would have then been reversed? FYL, it's gotta suck.

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XxcaptainxX 0

so in other words the opportunity arose but you did not...fyl

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chilipeppersrok 0

LOL Reminds of that Mindless Self Indulgence song Get It Up. Listen to it. Now

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lizardlips 1

Happens to me, too if I go too long or get too nervous. Fortunately, my wife is patient (and sexy!)

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catriona_cd 0

it took you a year and a half to find sheep no one else had dibs on eh??? hahahaha joking. i know how ya feel mate

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