Performance anxiety

By 2yearsofHotSexThenThis - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

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Today, after not having sex for nearly a year and a half, an opportunity arose. I couldn't get it up. FML
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k1ng 0

it's too scared from being beaten for the last year haha

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NoRemorse 0

the key is finding an actually attractive girl, not anything that you can stick your dick into.

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tommythecat 0

man I know how you feel. that happend to me a couple months ago, but I had "Wiskey D_ _ K"

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ConSeannery 0

performance anxiety man! you may want to consider a quarter pill of viagra a couple hours prior for a couple times until you get your confidence back. Unfortunately it sounds like it is hard to tell when the next opportunity to 'arise' is going to be

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lmfaowww 0

i wanna make some baaabbbiiess i wanna get it onnn, i wanna make you horny...BUT I CANT GET IT UPPPP ♬

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jmeg_fml 0

hehehehe. opportunity arose, too bad you didnt....

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Scootles7 0

It must be your FACE or its your BODDDDY

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sneakychopsticks 0

funniest shit ever....

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jdb2009 0

Shit man, put the ******* **** on, say shit like, I don't care what the ******* neighbors think, be loud, talk dirty, I mean, DAMN, get knee deep in that shit! Do it!

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