Performance anxiety

By 2yearsofHotSexThenThis - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

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Today, after not having sex for nearly a year and a half, an opportunity arose. I couldn't get it up. FML
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k1ng 0

it's too scared from being beaten for the last year haha

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NoRemorse 0

the key is finding an actually attractive girl, not anything that you can stick your dick into.

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nodbor 11

the love you take is equal to the love you make.

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AFewScrewsLoose 0

Obviously, the opportunity was the only thing that arose.

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dvs01 0

Why the hell have you not had sex for 1.5 years? It's your own fault for not bringing up countless opportunities for sex during that time. One limp incident means nothing. After all, it's just ONE ruined opportunity.

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JustStayHome 0

AFewScrewsLoose, you are my hero. XD Best comment I've seen.

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Nev09 0

Fuuu, that happened to me the first two times, though some call it "brewers boner". Just dont think so hard and don't drink OP. lol.

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will90 5

--Is it true that if you don't USE it you LOSE it? Was that a serious question? --No, no it wasn't.

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nikkid513 0

No offense, but I thought that was seriously funny. Better luck next time

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vega481 0

fyl if your beating off every day I guess that's y u couldn't rise to it it's been punished 2 much lol jk if ur not beating off every day just relax have fun and enjoy each other and for next time don't drink, just give her ur drinks that way if you can't get it up she won't remember

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