Performance anxiety
By 2yearsofHotSexThenThis - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - New Zealand
By 2yearsofHotSexThenThis - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - New Zealand
You broke it :(
And he just lost the game.
Damnit! I lost THE GAME!! ydjgdxjgehjfruk!!!
no he needs fapping
Confuscious say: "Learn to **********, come in handy"
haha, that's great XDD OP, you put too much pressure on yourself. don't think so hard about it next time and you should be fine (assuming you can get it up when you're alone, that is... if not, you may want to talk to your doctor).
Well then I guess the opportunity DIDN'T rise then AHAHAHAH
i lost 9-9-09 I Lost Day
you ******. i haven't lost the game for ******* 6 months at least. grawrrr!
you didn't arise
son of a bitch! **** you 24!!!! it's been a while year! dammit!!!!!
If you want to be invited back, it shouldn't matter if you rise to the occasion or not. Stop thinking of sex as just sticking your dick in a hole and pounding away. There are other ways to please your partner that will make you come around, so to speak. Like my Grampa told me - sex is a little like a Chinese dinner - it ain't over until you both get your cookies.
If you don't use it, you lose it
the key is finding an actually attractive girl, not anything that you can stick your dick into.
it's too scared from being beaten for the last year haha
It's been hurt too much in the past and it's afraid to put itself out there again.
and there is no way out of this vicious circle, because it will blame itsself for this lost opportunity again.
OMG #5 made my day LMAO. seriously that was perfect
Uah...I'm sorry for you.
Maybe it's a sign.
not even a premature ejaculation? you must be choking it to much
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it's too scared from being beaten for the last year haha
the key is finding an actually attractive girl, not anything that you can stick your dick into.