Performance anxiety

By 2yearsofHotSexThenThis - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

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Today, after not having sex for nearly a year and a half, an opportunity arose. I couldn't get it up. FML
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Top comments

k1ng 0

it's too scared from being beaten for the last year haha

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NoRemorse 0

the key is finding an actually attractive girl, not anything that you can stick your dick into.

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BeeSkwaird 0

Damnit! I lost THE GAME!! ydjgdxjgehjfruk!!!

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heavenandhell 0

no hes just gay

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Rawgasm 0

Confuscious say: "Learn to **********, come in handy"

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diet_otaku 0

haha, that's great XDD OP, you put too much pressure on yourself. don't think so hard about it next time and you should be fine (assuming you can get it up when you're alone, that is... if not, you may want to talk to your doctor).

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uguysareidiots 0

Well then I guess the opportunity DIDN'T rise then AHAHAHAH

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youaresofucked 0

YDI for having a floppy dick...

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ConSeannery 0

you ******. i haven't lost the game for ******* 6 months at least. grawrrr!

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jonnyplayzaguita 0

hah good one

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mrbeastmode 0

son of a bitch! **** you 24!!!! it's been a while year! dammit!!!!!

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billyz77 24

If you want to be invited back, it shouldn't matter if you rise to the occasion or not. Stop thinking of sex as just sticking your dick in a hole and pounding away. There are other ways to please your partner that will make you come around, so to speak. Like my Grampa told me - sex is a little like a Chinese dinner - it ain't over until you both get your cookies.

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Poonheart 0

Maybe he's 95 years old...

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1dream_fml 0

damn right! maybe you dhould practice on your self a little before returning to the real thing..

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NoRemorse 0

the key is finding an actually attractive girl, not anything that you can stick your dick into.

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k1ng 0

it's too scared from being beaten for the last year haha

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Jaywin 3

It's been hurt too much in the past and it's afraid to put itself out there again.

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lottofee 0

and there is no way out of this vicious circle, because it will blame itsself for this lost opportunity again.

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KASHMIR_fml 0

OMG #5 made my day LMAO. seriously that was perfect

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wannabesinger 16

It's ok, these things happen. Maybe next time you'll get it up. And if not, there's tons of commercials on TV that advertise just what you need

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Einstein714 0

not even a premature ejaculation? you must be choking it to much

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