Performance anxiety

By 2yearsofHotSexThenThis - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

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Today, after not having sex for nearly a year and a half, an opportunity arose. I couldn't get it up. FML
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Top comments

k1ng 0

it's too scared from being beaten for the last year haha

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NoRemorse 0

the key is finding an actually attractive girl, not anything that you can stick your dick into.

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Comments

dreadlocmask 15

Try going without sex for a DECADE. Then talk to me.

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Auribahl 13

The oppertunity arose, but you didnt

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RainCl0ud 22

The only thing that arose was the opportunity.

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tgranatire_12 19

Nothing arising about that opportunity

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rupertajm90 15

an opportunity arose, but you didn't.... i can relate

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papa_raatsi 9

It seems the opportunity was the only thing to arise.

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mattiagardin 15

Don't listen to the comments, it can happen and it's not your fault. Try to be more relaxed next time, have less expectations

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sounds like the only thing that did arise was the opportunity.

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