Relatable, Sexism, Harassment and Work: Pervy perv walks

Pervy perv walks

By Cashier - 09/03/2011 05:36 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML

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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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By unsatisfied - 09/03/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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By grannysmack - 11/07/2009 09:10 - United States

Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML

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By brokeasajoke - 01/11/2013 12:58 - United States - El Reno

Today, an old man looked me dead in the eyes as he reached into my tip jar, grabbed the money, and then walked out of the store as if nothing ever happened. I was so shocked that I couldn't do anything to stop him. FML

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Pranks for all ages

By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2012 02:13 - United States

Today, I was called into my first day of work as a cashier. Not even 30 minutes into training, my boss had already "accidentally" touched my ass 7 times. FML

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You deserved it 2 731

By KatieElizabeth - 27/10/2013 04:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML

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Uncomfortable

By bad timing - 03/09/2019 15:01 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, at work, my manager accidentally bumped into me, brushing my behind with the back of his hand. He was a bit embarrassed, so I jokingly said, “You could at least buy me dinner first!” He went to HR and told them I made him uncomfortable. I was just trying to lighten the mood. FML

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You deserved it 370

By KN - 25/06/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML

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Wednesday 9 March 2011 12:22

What a creep! ******* managers always siding with customers. The customer is not always right!

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 9 March 2011 12:17

It's easy for him to get away with it since he probably didn't even remember doing anything by the time the manager walked over.

Comments

HisMochaQT 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 2:43

yeah sounds like my groc store lol. the customers always right dontcha knw!!!

Lily_Loretta 0

Monday 25 April 2011 1:39

Surely there are CCTV cameras in the shop??

Jazze_fml 10

Sunday 3 July 2011 5:28

custourmors getting away with shit like this really do suck. though if i worked a place like that no way would there ever be a need for my manager to come "save the day". i would simply have learned that store policy is to hand gift cards out the second you wanna get rid of someone.

xGoSuckAFatOnex 3

Thursday 7 July 2011 11:30

the customer is not always right.... -.-'

eatsleepjb 8

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:06

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA sorry Fyl but that's hilarious!

Fylminesawsome 5

Tuesday 17 January 2012 19:03

Sweet, where do you work?? ;)

MeganDalek 12

Wednesday 24 October 2012 5:06

I work in a grocery store and stuff like this happens to me all the time. I have old men asking me to come home with them. Luckily, I do know that if any of them ever touched me I'd just have to call a manager and they would be asked to leave. Hope you got out of that place -.-

kirstyla 2

Friday 7 December 2012 14:12

why scream? its an old man! old people always pinch or slap peoples ass id their fiesty old folks..my boyfriend always get his ass pinched by old women...YOU LAUGH IT OFF! getting your butt touched is the nicest uncomfortable thing that could have happend, move on!