Pesky kids

By Kyle - 03/12/2013 06:09 - United States - Seattle

Today, I set up a motion-activated sprinkler to drench the neighborhood kids who have been ding dong ditching me for years. Because they couldn't get close enough to ring the doorbell, they decided to start egging me instead. FML
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BatmanPotato 13

I think the sprinkler idea was great, but kids always have other tactics. Try calling the cops to scare them.

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32CER 5

Dress up like a cop and walk outside before they begin the egging.

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ukdentistfml 16

2 words: Potato launcher Think about it!

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cutethulu 2

what the hell did you do to piss them off so bad?

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Dthsapprntc 23

He installed a sprinkler system with a motion sensor on it.

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Epikouros 31

His mom is a bitch ;)

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Dthsapprntc 23

As fun as drenching the neighbourhood hoodlums is, the best thing to do would have been to just not open the door when they ring the doorbell. They would have gotten bored with the lack of a reaction and moved on pretty soon.

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Dark_Stream 29

I'm sure you postal worker will be pleased.

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anyoldnamewilldo 23

Set up a motion activated video camera instead. Get the evidence on tape and then make a vandalism report with the police.

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mythicaltimes 15

kids will be kids although over a few years is rather rough.

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mnd15 10

Call the cops. Plain and simple. Or trying their parents first.

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sythe511 28

Get a paintball or airsoft gun. Hide somewhere, and shoot their legs when they try to prank you. It works great on teenage would-be egg-throwers!

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