Pets 4 life

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was so lonely that I was comforted by the sound of mice running through the walls of my apartment. I left cheese and peanut butter out for them to find so that I could at least have a pet for company. FML
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bentleysdad11611 0

haha until they have friends over and you have 40 Pets that you don't want

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fluffyrocka 0

I love the mices... they talkes to me and tell me to do things...

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TheWhiteDemon 0

am i the only one who's kind of irritated by all the FMLs posted by people with problems talking about their problems? like why would you share this stuff

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jennifer93 0

yes thats the point...OP did say FML so I think they realize this...

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cocobulla1 4

u know that u said mices? like mice is already pluralized, lmao

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ImThePope 2

I honestly don't even know what to say to this OP... I'm sorry though, go outside o.o'

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CateXOX 0

23- You're not the only one. Any FML to do with facebook is likely to be one of them, it's always some guy complaining he has to fake his life.

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lareske 0

If you have a dishwasher turn the water off. it sucks when they chew through the water hose and fill your house with water.

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kindlystfupls 0

lol yeah but then they also said "talkes" and I'm doubting it was a typo lol

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MRobvious750 0

#23 correct me if I'm wrong but I think that's the general idea of this site............just sayin'

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PurpleRae420 0

Aww I know how you feel

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Melvar_10 3

peanut butter will give the things a heart attack you know.....

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PlastikSeraph 2

Here's an idea: Buy a cat. Solve two problems with one solution.

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tatababe 1

why is it an FML having mice as pets is cool

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bentleysdad11611 0

haha until they have friends over and you have 40 Pets that you don't want

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ImaWiseGuy 5

exactly what I was thinking...^

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seekndestroy 3

I think part of this FML is that this lady doesn't have many friends though

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hockeyrocks39 0

haha he's talking about the mice having friends over. "sarcasm"

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juicedboi 7

A Couple of friends is better than no friends, regardless of the species lol

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cgchamp89 7

So you would say having a couple of pet plants is better than having no friends? Both sound equally shitty to me...

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iSitt 0

get a rat from the pet store. then you can keep it free of diseases. and it learns you are family and likes to cuddle with you.

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gymyboy95 0

I pity the man that needs company so bad fyl no one deserves that

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PSQ91 6

Seriously? How about a decent pet like a cat or a rabbit instead, OP?

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whoisthisgirl 4

cats and dogs both make lovely pets.

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guckylynn 19

A cat would help with that rodent problem.

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NomOnShroomz 14

Captain you made me lulz. I don't know why people are giving you thumbs down.

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SighMaster3000 4

The OPs building might not allow dogs or cats. Try a goldfish or a canary OP?

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jordizzle1496 0

lol ur pictures a cat

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AwfullyniceBS 7

you're pretty cute :)

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mikejunior88 4

get a puppy or something. dogs are good companions.

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Livinia 11

Instead of a crazy cat lady, you'll be a crazy mouse lady.

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mrahhhhh 21

You are just asking for trouble, OP.

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FMLephant 2

That's not a pet, it's a rodent infestation. Get a cat and you'll solve both problems.

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coolkid_matt 11

Get a cat and then it can eat your mice :D No more mice in the walls

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ollallie 0

I love the joker!!!

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