Pets 4 life

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was so lonely that I was comforted by the sound of mice running through the walls of my apartment. I left cheese and peanut butter out for them to find so that I could at least have a pet for company. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 544
You deserved it 10 045

Top comments

haha until they have friends over and you have 40 Pets that you don't want

Comments

I love the mices... they talkes to me and tell me to do things...

am i the only one who's kind of irritated by all the FMLs posted by people with problems talking about their problems? like why would you share this stuff

jennifer93 0

yes thats the point...OP did say FML so I think they realize this...

u know that u said mices? like mice is already pluralized, lmao

ImThePope 2

I honestly don't even know what to say to this OP... I'm sorry though, go outside o.o'

CateXOX 0

23- You're not the only one. Any FML to do with facebook is likely to be one of them, it's always some guy complaining he has to fake his life.

If you have a dishwasher turn the water off. it sucks when they chew through the water hose and fill your house with water.

lol yeah but then they also said "talkes" and I'm doubting it was a typo lol

#23 correct me if I'm wrong but I think that's the general idea of this site............just sayin'

PurpleRae420 0

peanut butter will give the things a heart attack you know.....

PlastikSeraph 2

Here's an idea: Buy a cat. Solve two problems with one solution.

why is it an FML having mice as pets is cool

haha until they have friends over and you have 40 Pets that you don't want

ImaWiseGuy 5

exactly what I was thinking...^

I think part of this FML is that this lady doesn't have many friends though

haha he's talking about the mice having friends over. "sarcasm"

juicedboi 7

A Couple of friends is better than no friends, regardless of the species lol

So you would say having a couple of pet plants is better than having no friends? Both sound equally shitty to me...

iSitt 0

get a rat from the pet store. then you can keep it free of diseases. and it learns you are family and likes to cuddle with you.

I pity the man that needs company so bad fyl no one deserves that

PSQ91 6

Seriously? How about a decent pet like a cat or a rabbit instead, OP?

whoisthisgirl 4

cats and dogs both make lovely pets.

guckylynn 19

A cat would help with that rodent problem.

Captain you made me lulz. I don't know why people are giving you thumbs down.

The OPs building might not allow dogs or cats. Try a goldfish or a canary OP?

jordizzle1496 0
AwfullyniceBS 7
mikejunior88 4

get a puppy or something. dogs are good companions.

Instead of a crazy cat lady, you'll be a crazy mouse lady.

You are just asking for trouble, OP.

FMLephant 2

That's not a pet, it's a rodent infestation. Get a cat and you'll solve both problems.

Get a cat and then it can eat your mice :D No more mice in the walls