Lonely, Solitude and Animals: Pets 4 life - FML

Pets 4 life

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was so lonely that I was comforted by the sound of mice running through the walls of my apartment. I left cheese and peanut butter out for them to find so that I could at least have a pet for company. FML

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Top comments

bentleysdad11611 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 11:51

haha until they have friends over and you have 40 Pets that you don't want

lolgiraffe_fml 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 12:00

Forever Alone.

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gosho 1

Wednesday 25 May 2011 13:20

nice life you've got there :Pp

panda_chick 2

Wednesday 25 May 2011 13:22

wow that's weird it gives me the chill to think bout having mice everywhere 0.0...if you keep feeding them don't worry by the end of the year you'll have hundreds of "friends"...

CateXOX 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 13:23

Well that's going to be a problem if/ when you get real friends and your house is infested with mice.

khaya 9

Wednesday 25 May 2011 13:33

Cheese, peanut butter and a whole lot of mice. That sounds like a tasty treat.

awesomeabs 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 13:35

that is the dumbest thing that I have ever heard someone do and FYL

Djzom13 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 13:36

Go find some friends!!

christyxoxo 8

Wednesday 25 May 2011 13:46

cinderella :D

missmaryb 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 13:46

You're an idiot.

CitrusGirl 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 13:46

You sir, have officially made yourself look like an ass. Take off your caps lock and go sit in a corner until you've calmed down.

holyshiznits 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 13:49

cheese kills mice...

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