Pets 4 life

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was so lonely that I was comforted by the sound of mice running through the walls of my apartment. I left cheese and peanut butter out for them to find so that I could at least have a pet for company. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 544
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bentleysdad11611 0

haha until they have friends over and you have 40 Pets that you don't want

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MrSassypants 32

Mice are awesome. I left cheese and chucky cheese, Mickey mouse, and Speedy Gonzales appeared.

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Sorry everyone, I guess I went a little too far with the latex glove on this one.

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guckylynn 19

Yeah, it's not poisonous... it's just too rich compared to the grains and seeds they're used to so they can't digest it.

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kpadgett045 0

ok nasty....might i suggest getting a damn cat...much more effective as a pet..

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jkemp1984 10

You are disgusting. Welcoming vermin into your home?? call sn exterminator and go somewhere public. YDI.

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x3nina17 0

Eww your life must suckkk that's just nastyy cOnsider an exterminator

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paradiseisland01 0

buy your self a cat, there great company.

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ydnar 5

Don't listen to all these people OP they're just jealous because they don't have mice.

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