Pets 4 life

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was so lonely that I was comforted by the sound of mice running through the walls of my apartment. I left cheese and peanut butter out for them to find so that I could at least have a pet for company. FML
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bentleysdad11611 0

haha until they have friends over and you have 40 Pets that you don't want

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TheDarkCynder 2

peanut butter chokes rats and mice because they are unable to remove it from the back of their mouth. you probably killed a few.

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Travis420 0

Hire a hooker you'll feel better within minutes

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cupcakeluver1212 0

It's ok I also get lonely sometimes but I never knew that mice like peanut butter.

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Djzom13 0

Wikipedia, The site that says president Lincoln was born in the year 2042.

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MyyLifeeIssFcked 0

Aww that's sad :( go make friends and get out of your apartment more often.

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skyeyez9 24

A domestic mouse or rat from a pet store would make a good pet for you op. They are disease free and friendlier than their wild brethren. Also, wild mice carry diseases like Hantavirus that can kill you.

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doubleodoggy 0

I don't blame you, I get lonely all the time!

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Myrina_fml 1

aww thats so cute i live mice they funny

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ashes1218 1

You realize that peanut butter. . . Kills them, right? Kinda like a diabetic at a candy buffet.

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