Lonely, Solitude and Animals: Pets 4 life

Pets 4 life

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was so lonely that I was comforted by the sound of mice running through the walls of my apartment. I left cheese and peanut butter out for them to find so that I could at least have a pet for company. FML

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bentleysdad11611 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 11:51

haha until they have friends over and you have 40 Pets that you don't want

lolgiraffe_fml 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 12:00

Forever Alone.

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monicaaimee 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:18

ew...

jdawg2010 0

Monday 13 June 2011 7:24

Today, this weird woman left us cheese and peanut butter and kept talking to us like we were humans. FML

Pandalover94 0

Monday 4 July 2011 15:31

jeez buy a goldfish or something

lee6658 0

Friday 14 October 2011 17:16

that's just pathetic.

jdev234 3

Monday 23 July 2012 20:24

Mice die from eating cheese

marchelley907 9

Wednesday 25 September 2013 5:51

i want to hug you...

blondie147 10

Tuesday 21 January 2014 19:35

why not just get a pet?

umerin 32

Friday 20 June 2014 2:22

That's cute. Just be aware of diseases.

733yoda_fml 19

Wednesday 30 July 2014 3:08

Mice are not attracted to cheese.

belpblopboopy 11

Tuesday 6 September 2016 6:53

... untill you get rabies

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