Lonely, Solitude and Animals: Pets 4 life - FML

Pets 4 life

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was so lonely that I was comforted by the sound of mice running through the walls of my apartment. I left cheese and peanut butter out for them to find so that I could at least have a pet for company. FML

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bentleysdad11611 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 11:51

haha until they have friends over and you have 40 Pets that you don't want

lolgiraffe_fml 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 12:00

Forever Alone.

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adeadplayer 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 17:39

since when is a rabbit decent?

HunterAlpha1 8

Thursday 26 May 2011 19:37

too bad there are no such things as pet stores, where you could actually go an buy yourself a dog or a cat.

thebouse7861 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 22:48

wow...go outside...get an xbox...something...

lifecontroller 2

Thursday 26 May 2011 23:02

O.O creepy

HugMyNutz 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 23:59

that is so cute, sorry that your so alone but mice make the best friends

That0therguy 4

Friday 27 May 2011 1:34

You seem like a nice person... with a mental condition.

bandgeek0068 1

Friday 27 May 2011 5:28

makes me think of the movie Willard just wait and get eaten by the mice.

WickedPixie 0

Friday 27 May 2011 7:02

Rats actually make fantastic pets. Maybe they're rats instead. Either way, that's really sad. I don't know if I should giggle or cry for you. Get out and make friends, OP. *hug*

honeylol 0

Friday 27 May 2011 8:25

Aww I feel sorry for you :(

NinjaKat99 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 15:05

u r gonna turn into Willard lol

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