Racism and Miscellaneous: Piss off

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Piss off

By KaySchrages92 - 19/10/2023 16:25 - United States

Today, a neo-Nazi stopped me and commented on my blue eyes and blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", and should follow him and other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, and other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around my neck. FML

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You deserved it 3 896

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By in this day and age.... - 19/10/2023 16:25 - United States - Dallas

Today, the first words I heard from my "good, Christian" future mother-in-law included a salvo of curse words and a hushed rant about "them dirty Jews". I'm culturally Jewish. This bodes well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 192

You deserved it 1 826

By paranoid neighborhood - 27/11/2013 17:51 - United States - Orlando

Today, I was walking back home from a party, when I received an email from our neighborhood watch. It said to beware, because a "thug-like" stranger with a white shirt and brown hair had entered the neighborhood. My hair is indeed brown and I was wearing a white shirt. FML

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You deserved it 4 226

News from Twitter dot com?

By Fuck these people - 19/10/2023 16:25

Today, I encountered a massive racist internet troll who kept calling people "Jews" as an insult. My friend, who is actually Jewish, was so upset that he went on a massive rant of his own to make the troll shut up, and I supported him. Guess who got banned when a mod came in. Hint: It wasn't the troll. FML

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You deserved it 293

Scheißleben

By LearnGeographyUSA - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Kirkland

Today, and for the past 13 months, I've been living in the States. I've been called a Nazi, asked if we have electricity in Germany, and been made fun of the way I speak with my "German accent", the list goes on. I'm not even German, I'm Danish. FML

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You deserved it 2 968

Bad hair day

By Tony - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I was fired for having a haircut that was 'inappropriate for the workplace'. I have alopecia. My boss told me to stop making up excuses. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 329

You deserved it 2 642

By Anonymous - 19/10/2023 16:25 - United States - Spring

Today, my fiancé's mom was driving me to the store to pick up my wedding dress. A few minutes into the drive, she said the car's tank was nearly out of "Jews" and that she'd have to give it "a whole lotta gas", then chuckled to herself. She's well aware that I'm Jewish. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 805

You deserved it 2 347

Flattery?

By theuglyone - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Port Perry

Today, I was told that I looked like a Kardashian by a total stranger. Flattered, I asked which one. His response? "I don't know, the ugly one." FML

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You deserved it 6 054

Jerk

By GogglesGoggles - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a guy punched me in the subway for staring at his girlfriend. I had dark glasses on, and was fast asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 442

You deserved it 3 688

Paranoid

By MaddyN - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Forest Grove

Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 042

You deserved it 3 537

Brain worms

By smooth - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my coworker pointed to our nervous new intern and asked who he was. I jokingly said, "Can't you tell? He's our new slave." I then quickly realized how bad that sounded, given the intern is black. FML

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You deserved it 19 106

iMeganDoll 8

Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:43

What the ****? How could people vote YDI? People these days...

juturnaamo 29

Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:44

You should have pulled it out, and said "No, thank you, but shalom"

Comments

CaliGali 9

Tuesday 25 October 2011 10:43

Isn't what he's doing illegal??

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 25 October 2011 10:59

Unfortunately in the ever loving "PC" USA, it's not illegal because you cant prosecute anyone who believes in something or associated with a group, even if they are nazis (damn my stupid country). Unless that neo-nazi does something illegal (hate crime) then now you're in the long dick of the law.

lizard399 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 11:03

No.. If he's not acting violent and just supporting an idea.( But how it was worded made me think he probably is violent..) They can't just arrest somebody on suspicion they might do something, a victim would need to press charges and at that point his beliefs wouldn't matter except for motivation.

docscientist 9

Tuesday 25 October 2011 11:55

It's not being "PC," it's freedom of speech. With the good, you must accept the bad, or the people who can choose what's good or bad will inevitably silence those to protect themselves and oppress the many. As long as he doesn't act out violently, there's nothing legal we can do.

rockhead200 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 10:53

in my opinion thts not a FML thts a good thing tht he didnt see the necklace

lizard399 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 10:53

What an ass though...

Joey44 15

Tuesday 25 October 2011 10:59

Definitely FYL, but I have to say, I think OP is also lucky in a way. I mean, who knows what the lunatic would have done if he had noticed her necklace O.O

leadman1989 15

Tuesday 25 October 2011 11:16

Worst pick up line ever (comic book guy voice)

disco2466 8

Tuesday 25 October 2011 11:20

how is this a fml?

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 25 October 2011 11:28

She could have been another victim/murder in a long list of hate crimes performed by assholes...

Smiff80 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 11:33

He's an idiot, the world has too much going on for people to be full of hate. Not to mention he wasn't alive when all that hatred was going on. He's a follower.

docscientist 9

Tuesday 25 October 2011 11:44

You should've pulled out the Star of David put it flat against your palm and slammed it into his forehead until it became permanent. Then said, "See you at the synagogue, you've been converted, bitch."

RawrNom 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:15

the whole Nazi thing really confuses me. Hitler asks for blonde hair and blue eyes? why did he have brown hair then? I just can't think why people would follow someone who's so obviously a hipocrite ( bad spelling lol, sorry to the grammar Nazis ;)) sorry for bad history too! should of punched him in crotch OP. crazy people back down after that I think :)