Work: Pissed

Pissed

By Anonymous - 08/12/2011 12:40 - Australia

Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML

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By urinanalysis - 03/12/2009 16:08 - Canada

Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML

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By goldenshower - 05/02/2010 18:22 - United States

Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML

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By CrappyDay - 20/08/2013 17:14 - United States

Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML

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By kellb123 - 18/12/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML

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By Bob - 20/06/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML

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By PeedMaPants - 16/08/2016 00:04 - United Kingdom - Meopham

Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML

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No good deed…

By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 13:45 - Maldives

Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML

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Don't let things get you down, just pish yersel

By Anonymous - 19/07/2023 22:00

Today, I, a grown man in his 30’s, fell asleep and pissed myself like a 2 year-old at bedtime. I was at work on my dinner break and had taken a nap on the break room sofa, which is now soaked in my pee, and I have no change of clothes. Twenty coworkers and 5 senior management all know it was me. FML

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By PissyPuss - 10/12/2015 21:38 - United States

Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML

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Heeeerroin 5

Thursday 8 December 2011 18:49

At least it wasn't shit.

lil_miss_katii 7

Thursday 8 December 2011 18:48

Ewwww that sucks :/ maybe start taking an extra pair of pants from now on?

Comments

Ebonylynn7 0

Friday 9 December 2011 13:55

Ewww. :/

Aoifexzx 3

Friday 9 December 2011 16:48

What I don't get is why "Of urine" was its own sentence..

jennie_poo_36578 0

Friday 9 December 2011 18:42

That's just nasty

seafoam11 8

Saturday 10 December 2011 9:52

I honestly would've just left and gotten pants at home and come back. No one sane would make you work in urine covered pants (unless you were the only one there, in which case... that sucks).

fleeper 13

Saturday 14 January 2012 23:26

leebs76 5

Tuesday 19 November 2013 22:17

You work at a daycare with children... has it ever occurred to you that there's a possibility of you getting messy?

taintedtruffle 42

Saturday 18 October 2014 7:48

You SO deserve it - i worked at a day care for four years and all the teachers & the students had to keep 1-2 spare outfits there. How where you so unprepared?

Emyka 26

Thursday 21 July 2016 0:13

I'm working at a daycare too and one day a couple of years ago a kid peed himself while he was sitting on my lap. From that day on I always made sure to have extra clothes at work.