Work: Pissed

Pissed

By Anonymous - 08/12/2011 12:40 - Australia

Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML

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You deserved it 3 289

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By urinanalysis - 03/12/2009 16:08 - Canada

Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML

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By goldenshower - 05/02/2010 18:22 - United States

Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML

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By CrappyDay - 20/08/2013 17:14 - United States

Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML

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By kellb123 - 18/12/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML

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By Bob - 20/06/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML

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By PeedMaPants - 16/08/2016 00:04 - United Kingdom - Meopham

Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML

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No good deed…

By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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You deserved it 6 675

By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 13:45 - Maldives

Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML

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Don't let things get you down, just pish yersel

By Anonymous - 19/07/2023 22:00

Today, I, a grown man in his 30’s, fell asleep and pissed myself like a 2 year-old at bedtime. I was at work on my dinner break and had taken a nap on the break room sofa, which is now soaked in my pee, and I have no change of clothes. Twenty coworkers and 5 senior management all know it was me. FML

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You deserved it 321

By PissyPuss - 10/12/2015 21:38 - United States

Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML

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You deserved it 1 856

Heeeerroin 5

Thursday 8 December 2011 18:49

At least it wasn't shit.

lil_miss_katii 7

Thursday 8 December 2011 18:48

Ewwww that sucks :/ maybe start taking an extra pair of pants from now on?

Comments

lonely_heart_89 6

Friday 9 December 2011 2:15

I work at a daycare center and I've done that before. It was right after nap time & I knelt down to help fold up a little girl's mat, and she'd peed all over the mat and the floor. My boss had to send her assistant out to buy me a spare pair of pants. It was gross!

BrotherTheo 31

Friday 9 December 2011 2:45

I keep a full change of clothing at work, and I don't even work with small children. You simply never know when something's gonna happen. Be Prepared Folks!

silent_bride 5

Friday 9 December 2011 4:51

Oh man, early learning is a joy. Always bring extra clothes! There'll always be something gross to clean up!

TehScope 0

Friday 9 December 2011 4:57

Yuck.

bubo_fml 10

Friday 9 December 2011 7:28

No need to feel awkward, strap a few diapers or blankets/sheets together & wear them while you get your clothes cleaned...Since your working @ a daycare center, you'll fit right in!

fenixtorador1 11

Friday 9 December 2011 7:36

Sounds like a pissy situation! :D

iwubbtitties_fml 0

Friday 9 December 2011 9:17

you damn foreign people need to learn how to spell. england must have been high when they decided that 'centre' is pronounded center... looks like 'centray" which happens to not be a word(just saying in case you foreign people dont know that)

herricks 1

Friday 9 December 2011 14:32

#86 Are you trying to be ironic? 'pronounded'? FYL!!

JimiDiane 0

Friday 9 December 2011 9:35

I've worked in daycares for years and been pooped on, peed on, barfed on and stepped in many puddles of pee AND poop, wearing only socks.

wriptidez 0

Friday 9 December 2011 9:50

bring extra clothes set

pdp_fml 21

Friday 9 December 2011 10:55

Could you have gone to the restroom and washed the urine out of your clothes? I once had to wash my son's clothes out on the way to pee wee basketball practice after he had diahrea in his pants in the men's restroom.