Work: Pissed

Pissed

By Anonymous - 08/12/2011 12:40 - Australia

Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML

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By urinanalysis - 03/12/2009 16:08 - Canada

Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML

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By goldenshower - 05/02/2010 18:22 - United States

Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML

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By CrappyDay - 20/08/2013 17:14 - United States

Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML

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By kellb123 - 18/12/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML

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By Bob - 20/06/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML

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By PeedMaPants - 16/08/2016 00:04 - United Kingdom - Meopham

Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML

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By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 13:45 - Maldives

Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML

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Don't let things get you down, just pish yersel

By Anonymous - 19/07/2023 22:00

Today, I, a grown man in his 30’s, fell asleep and pissed myself like a 2 year-old at bedtime. I was at work on my dinner break and had taken a nap on the break room sofa, which is now soaked in my pee, and I have no change of clothes. Twenty coworkers and 5 senior management all know it was me. FML

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By PissyPuss - 10/12/2015 21:38 - United States

Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML

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Heeeerroin 5

Thursday 8 December 2011 18:49

At least it wasn't shit.

lil_miss_katii 7

Thursday 8 December 2011 18:48

Ewwww that sucks :/ maybe start taking an extra pair of pants from now on?

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fmlsrawesome 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 21:48

eww

AnagenisisZagus 13

Thursday 8 December 2011 22:03

Did the kids hug your legs? I would say it is then made a win lose situation.

disney_blonde 16

Thursday 8 December 2011 22:25

You should know to have spare clothes when working with children.

MissSMC 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 22:44

Working at a day care you should know to have extra clothes

gardianlh24 0

Friday 9 December 2011 0:13

You must've been in a "pissy" mood! Get it? :D On a serious note, that's gotta suck op. I'm sorry...

hateevryone 14

Friday 9 December 2011 0:19

maybe you should leave extra clothes in your car from now on. kids can be messy.

ProjeKtSC2 8

Friday 9 December 2011 0:59

YDI for bad grammar lolol

MissLyonsBaby 4

Friday 9 December 2011 1:11

We definitely don't do childcare for the glamour :L I have to remind myself 50 times a day that children are a joy

brick_man33 14

Friday 9 December 2011 1:15

pants full of piss are 2011 fashion statement.

mk58 31

Friday 9 December 2011 2:11

I have no idea why, but when I was reading this, I thought OP said they "had no square pants". I immediately thought of Spongebob Squarepants.

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Pissed

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