Love, Relatable and Awkward: Playa

Playa

By Loner - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United States - Paramus

Today, my buddy congratulated me on getting a girl's phone number written on my arm. I was too embarrassed to tell him it was the number I needed to find my furniture at IKEA. FML

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Glowworm56 26

Wednesday 20 September 2017 2:42

There's nothing like a hot date with a sexy sofa.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 20 September 2017 1:45

Maybe you ought to give Gürkelsnørf a call — you and her can get some Swedish meatballs and lingonberry soda.

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 20 September 2017 1:45

Maybe you ought to give Gürkelsnørf a call — you and her can get some Swedish meatballs and lingonberry soda.

really_dad? 14

Wednesday 20 September 2017 1:48

They have some pretty sexy Ikea workers these days

Tripartita 44

Wednesday 20 September 2017 2:27

At least it wasn’t the number of your local Wendy’s’; that could’ve added another layer of confusion.

Glowworm56 26

Wednesday 20 September 2017 2:42

There's nothing like a hot date with a sexy sofa.

Rebekah95 23

Wednesday 20 September 2017 9:37

#ikealife

ARISKomuniszt 24

Wednesday 20 September 2017 20:20

Well you sit on dates too...

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