Animals: Poor little guy

Poor little guy

By CatLady - 09/06/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML

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By crazycatlady - 04/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2011 22:36 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML

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By pissed off - 01/07/2012 01:00

Today, my husband staggered home after a night of drinking. He was too intoxicated to find the toilet so he started to pee in the cat's litter box. Apparently, he was invading her territory and she attacked him. His scream as she bit and scratched him must have woken the whole world. FML

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By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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By ambushcat - 06/07/2012 03:31 - United States

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

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AMAN1218 4

Thursday 9 June 2011 15:51

that's one mean pussy!

awesomer2000 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 15:52

I hope you picked up all the bits of his arms

Comments

dkent6251 0

Monday 13 June 2011 7:24

I'd say its time to take that cat out old yeller style!

massagenist 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 8:35

at least it wasn't an angry pet monkey like the one that mauled that ladies face in CT.

butterflyz1961 2

Wednesday 15 June 2011 4:30

I don't think he wanted to take the medicine.

hippyhater3000 4

Wednesday 15 June 2011 7:42

did it pee on his cuts? ouchy. baaaad pussy!!!! bad!!!!

honeybuncher 3

Sunday 25 December 2011 12:54

i freakin hate cats.

anon_anon_anon 1

Saturday 18 February 2012 1:37

U have just made my day this is hilarious

lilny5613 10

Monday 7 May 2012 5:07

The poor cat!

lilny5613 10

Monday 7 May 2012 5:07

The poor cat!

bubbiebear 7

Saturday 18 August 2012 4:33

Holy shit...

helpfulperson 9

Monday 18 March 2013 15:18

Smart way to give your pet medicine: Give them some soft food, or a treat that you can spike the medicine with. I usually give my dog a sausage or something and bury whatever she has to take in the middle.