Animals: Poor little guy

Poor little guy

By CatLady - 09/06/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML

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You deserved it 6 048

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By nenette - 12/11/2014 22:50 - France

Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML

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By iliku - 01/06/2019 02:00

Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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You deserved it 22 965

By litterbox_girl - 19/08/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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You deserved it 71 148

By littlespoon - 04/02/2010 08:40 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML

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By crazycatlady - 04/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML

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You deserved it 838

By Anonymous - 11/06/2011 22:36 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML

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How dare you

By pissed off - 01/07/2012 01:00

Today, my husband staggered home after a night of drinking. He was too intoxicated to find the toilet so he started to pee in the cat's litter box. Apparently, he was invading her territory and she attacked him. His scream as she bit and scratched him must have woken the whole world. FML

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You deserved it 2 628

By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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You deserved it 5 848

By ambushcat - 06/07/2012 03:31 - United States

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

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You deserved it 28 635

AMAN1218 4

Thursday 9 June 2011 15:51

that's one mean pussy!

awesomer2000 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 15:52

I hope you picked up all the bits of his arms

Comments

dotDotMyCurve 0

Friday 10 June 2011 7:11

poor kitty:(

poohforMVP 4

Friday 10 June 2011 7:13

what is he on and where can I get some?

JokeMeister 0

Friday 10 June 2011 7:58

that's what u get for having a cat!

MMMMMMPorkchops 1

Friday 10 June 2011 8:09

cats are awful and unfit to be pets.

XxdarkangelxX13 0

Friday 10 June 2011 9:08

I feel bad for your boyfriend.... ouch:/

sandmancometh 3

Friday 10 June 2011 9:37

Cat Facts... Cats clean themselves a lot but still stink? Even when they are healthy they stink up your house? Your house stinks even if your cat ***** outside? Why own a cat? Do you like to stink? just sayin.....? Cats don't shake, lay down, fetch, roll over. Cats don't protect you or warn you. Cats have no expression. Cats don't greet you each day as if they haven't seen you for a month. You go ahead and love your cat it's your choice and thats fine wahoo.. I choose a dog over a cat every time, it just makes sense....woof oh yeah, sorry about your carpet...

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Friday 10 June 2011 19:17

Funny, my cat is clean, smells nice, greets me every time I come home as if it's been ages, cuddles with me when I'm sad or sleeping, plays tag with me, chats with me, kills nasty rodents, hisses and freaks out whenever strangers pass by the house...the dog I had smelled like shit, ate its own shit, and was dumber than a sack of shit. Don't compare cats and dogs; it's all about personal preference.

sandmancometh 3

Saturday 11 June 2011 7:42

if you think your cat smells good ask people if they smell it when they come over. You get used to the stink and don't realize it smells when you are around it every day. Yea they stink. I said if you want a cat that's fine and dandy. They do stink.

angel55033 12

Friday 10 June 2011 11:25

get a dog problem solved

ohmandapants 16

Friday 10 June 2011 12:26

um it seems to me that he should be the one writing the fml. He gets his arms clawed to bits and all you got was cat piss and you're complaining? You're lucky that cat didn't claw your face.