Kids and Harry Potter: Potterheads, man…

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 02:06 - France

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2012 10:54 - United States - Murrieta

Today, I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled, "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!" and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 01:19 - United States - Evansville

Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2012 08:19 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my son turned 8. We watched as he unwrapped a $55 Nerf gun, extra 'bullets', new shoes and a school bag with his favorite TV character on the front and a action figure inside. As he finished he looked me straight in the eyes and says, "That's great ma, but seriously what'd you get me?". FML

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By mylove - 01/05/2009 02:50 - United States

Today, my daughter said "I love you mom", to me for the first time I can remember. She is 16 years old. She said it because I bought her first thong. FML

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By anon - 14/01/2013 03:00 - United States - Dublin

Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML

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By thanksalot - 11/07/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, my mum called and told me she had bought me a new, white dish washer for my apartment because it doesn't have one. I was SO excited and told her I'd pay her back as soon as I could. I only had to pay her $1.25. She bought me a sponge. FML

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Tight git

By Anonymous - 11/05/2023 12:00

Today, my kid's dad grumbled and complained about having to help me out buying clothes for him, because he was sure he just gave me money for clothes last year. I thought it would be fairly obvious that a 4 year-old would eventually need bigger clothes to accommodate the fact they are still growing. FML

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By susan - 17/11/2012 22:31 - United States - Naperville

Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 04:44 - United States - Buena Park

Today, I had to take my 15-year-old daughter to remove the handcuffs her father had placed on her as a joke. He didn't know they were real. FML

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By yourwifelovesme - 04/06/2019 12:00

Today, my dad was folding laundry. He came across a pair of jeans and asked who they belonged to. My mom said, “Those are definitely mine. The knees are worn out.” Thanks for that mental image mom. FML

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honeycutt8729 8

Saturday 14 April 2012 5:27

Hilarious

SoSickWithIt 14

Saturday 14 April 2012 5:30

..What is that mysterious ticking noise? ..Snape. ..Snape... Severus Snape. ..Harry Potter, Harry Potter! :D

Comments

alexamarie11 4

Saturday 14 April 2012 6:01

I actually love this!

Sexy_Cat_MD 8

Saturday 14 April 2012 6:04

I don't get what's the problem. Hahaha I love Harry Potter and it sounded like she said something really funny. Besides she doesn't need new clothes every year unless she's still small and growing. And OP probably just meant that she bought her them as a reward for behaving properly and doing her chores. Ugh people seriously bitch about nothing.

shunshunrikka89 0

Saturday 14 April 2012 20:41

Huh, that's funny. Sounds like you just bitched about a whole lot of nothing.

jonn090 13

Saturday 14 April 2012 6:04

Can I date your daughter???

j_cat187 19

Saturday 14 April 2012 8:26

This ain't no E Harmony! *checks age*. The **** is wrong with you!?

white16sox 19

Saturday 14 April 2012 14:31

I'm pretty sure that's rape.

xStaciexLynnx 15

Saturday 14 April 2012 16:50

Actually it's a pedophile, not rape.

kylelove 8

Saturday 14 April 2012 6:07

Hahahahahahahaha, that is the greatest FML I've EVER read xD

pu_ccca19 10

Saturday 14 April 2012 6:08

You have an awesome daughter

gloria89108 1

Saturday 14 April 2012 6:12

After several YEARS of chores you buy her 1 pair of jeans ?? Am I reading this wrong ??

Linaelle 14

Saturday 14 April 2012 17:24

Yes you are.

oppawoppa 9

Saturday 14 April 2012 6:21

I agree...You finally bought her jeans? I go on shopping sprees practically every weekend she's a teenage girl we live, die, and breathe clothes!

PandaPandamoneum 0

Saturday 14 April 2012 7:42

Isn't that dangerous to breathe clothes?? O.O

Sidel 11

Saturday 14 April 2012 9:43

Not every teenage girl lives for clothes and shopping... I hate shopping. Besides, I think this pair of jeans were a special, expensive pair that she got as a reward.

Helenarth 6

Saturday 14 April 2012 13:52

Not every teenage girl is that shallow. Also, not every teenage girl has the kind of money to use on "shopping sprees".

iSpasticFantasti 14

Sunday 15 April 2012 1:26

I know it's been said before but as a teenage girl I would just like to seperate myself from this weird "breathing" clothes thing... When it come to shopping I neither have enough money nor much desire. But! Just went to Brisbane with 100 dollars and was told to spend it all, so I came home with a bag of books. :)