Intimacy: Pranked!

Pranked!

By RetroDayDreamer - 10/09/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML

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Nooooooo!

By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

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By FML - 12/08/2010 16:19 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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Saltime 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 19:14

They want to join in! ...Don't let them.

CountJugular 3

Saturday 10 September 2011 19:14

Your parents are awesome

Comments

hockey199813 5

Saturday 10 September 2011 20:42

Ydi

dmw25 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 20:44

Hey at least your parents arent flippin a bitch on you for having sex.

xblitzx34 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 20:47

Ever heard of locking ur door n turning on the tv or radio

jojoweitzman 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 20:56

You sir are stupid. They are teaching you a lesson so either. Have sex somewhere else or don't get caught. Seriously

Coder17 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 21:06

Lock your door?!?! Duh.

sexxme 9

Saturday 10 September 2011 21:08

My parents would be barging in with a gun. I'd rather have your parents.

justanotherhuman 21

Sunday 11 September 2011 23:15

...this statement, from your screen-name = *win* Nothing remotely obvious about the method and it's results going on there!

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 10 September 2011 21:10

That is because you are having sex in their house.

devyn321 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 21:13

haha. that's hilarious.

rochak 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 21:32

Why not lock the doors?

Tymaster5 22

Saturday 10 September 2011 21:35

well that just ruined the fun

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