Drunk, Awkward and Love: Privacy

Privacy

By whyme27 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - South Bend

Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML

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By June - 19/05/2009 21:51 - Canada

Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2012 20:27 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML

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By seaweedlady - 21/06/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML

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By Rach - 20/02/2010 13:58 - Ireland

Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML

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By FUUUUCK - 11/02/2014 20:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was Skyping with a guy I'm really into. I'm not supposed to Skype at night, so when I heard my mum coming, I minimized the window. She walked in before I could mute my mic and started bitching me out for flushing my tampons down the toilet. FML

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By birdisnottheword - 11/03/2015 13:55 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, the phone rang while I was on the toilet. I asked my 3-year-old daughter to answer it, only for her to loudly say, "Mommy's on the toilet pooping." FML

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By me - 08/06/2012 14:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML

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By uneek_3225 - 22/10/2009 05:53 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML

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By ShitHappens - 24/10/2011 05:04 - United States

Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML

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WCARlover 34

Wednesday 6 June 2012 8:38

Drunk mothers say the darndest things :p but that was really immature of him to hang up without letting you explain yourself

CinderellaC 4

Wednesday 6 June 2012 8:38

I would have just laughed if I were him.

Comments

Arch27 27

Wednesday 6 June 2012 14:59

Should have just gone outside.

i_love_pandas_ 0

Wednesday 6 June 2012 15:50

I would have been ticked off at your mom

waltman8500 3

Wednesday 6 June 2012 15:52

Well u were in the bathroom

igoris 4

Wednesday 6 June 2012 16:53

It's a parents job to embarrasse there child drunk or not lol

russfml 31

Wednesday 6 June 2012 16:55

Well at least now you know he has no sense of humour, keep weeding them out!

jm42345 5

Wednesday 6 June 2012 17:09

ur fault you knew moms.was on the sauce

lonelyharts86 8

Wednesday 6 June 2012 17:28

YDI for thinking the bathroom was the best place for privacy.

darkmis1 17

Wednesday 6 June 2012 19:05

Why didn't you go into your room?

Dravite 9

Wednesday 6 June 2012 21:09

you know that it's time to move out when...

xNephilim 18

Wednesday 6 June 2012 22:45

One more reason I love my boyfriend... He wouldn't give a shit. Lame pun, but oh well.

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