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By whyme27 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - South Bend

Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML
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WCARlover 34

Drunk mothers say the darndest things :p but that was really immature of him to hang up without letting you explain yourself

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CinderellaC 4

I would have just laughed if I were him.

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zandalee 19

Sorry you have a drunk for a mother. That must really suck. Once she has sobered up you need to set some boundaries with her. Good luck OP

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sexygurllolz 1

omg i actually lol'ed

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

congratulations here's a crate of whole, and 2% milk. Enjoy.

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pokefan813 16

After looking at your profile picture I said "epicface" and then read your username... It's a conspiracy! O.0

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annagilbert 6

and that, my friends, is a sign he does NOT like you back.

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br0ccoli 14

If there are some people on this site who are head over heels infatuated with someone because you think they're perfect, just imagine them pooping. And not just pooping, but physically use all your senses and put yourself in the room. I bet you don't feel all warm and fuzzy anymore. Not so cute, huh? OP, he just realized you poop.

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PlaySpades 21

I think people who are turned off by the fact that other people have the same bodily functions as they do are immature. With that said, it takes time (and for many couples it never happens) to build a relationship where you'd be comfortable being in a room while that was happening so talking on the phone in a bathroom with someone you don't know that well is crossing the line. But there's a difference between "he just realized you poop" and "he just realized you could've been pooping while on the phone with him". The former is a stupid reason to hang up on someone and the latter is completely reasonable.

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br0ccoli 14

Logically, people know that everyone poops. I'm just pointing out that if you're so infatuated to the point where you think they're this perfect being on an unrealistic pedestal, just imagine them doing something human. Whether or not this situation was the latter or former in your argument definitely depends on OP's age.

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the_true_batman 10

Why go to the bathroom for privacy and not your own room? Unless you don't have your own room.

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auzz1_pride 9

I'm sorry but I have seen this comment at least 5 times now and it's time to thumb someone down :)

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PeteyPablo12308 20

It sure is.... Which is why I thumbed YOU down.

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IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

26 - You're right... That someone was you. Congratulations!

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unknown_user5566 26

*Shakes head* My "women don't poop" conspiracy is slowly falling apart.

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Gr8eStEv4 0

He obviously don't like you then? Or he would of just laughed. Sorry :/

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tattoomommy10 0

and you didn't go in your bedroom because why

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Harpy20 24

The mom is hilarious. Any friend would have done the same, even if only as a joke. It will be something you laugh about later, OP.

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hecallsmedarlin 7

HAHA. Ah OP hate to say it, but I give your Luther props on that one, it was pretty good. I actually laughed. Like everyone is saying, yes you should have went to your bedroom, or even outside.. But the case is that you wern't. So should have thought about covering the phone with your hand when you first yelled through the door at your mother to tell her you were on the phone. Why break your crushes eardrum? How inconsiderate of you.

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hecallsmedarlin 7

^Your mother* No idea where Luther came from..oops.

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