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By whyme27 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - South Bend

Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML
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WCARlover 34

Drunk mothers say the darndest things :p but that was really immature of him to hang up without letting you explain yourself

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CinderellaC 4

I would have just laughed if I were him.

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False_Stupidity 41

Your mother is a bitch and your crush is a asshole

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rammy125 4

Everyone poops.. Even hot women, next time you talk with him just ask him if he thought it was hot and that's why he hung up On you.

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NickKuiper 8

Word of advise: if your crush can't laughter that off, he is too uptight and sex will be no fun. Get a different crush OP.

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Dallasluver19 14

U should get her back when she was on the phone, u should say, "mom! Dad says he doesn't want to 'do it' with u tonite bcuz ur not good at it!"

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menacingsprite 3

FYL for having a drunk mom. The crush must've not been worth it if he didn't stay ok the phone to hear the rest of the weirdness.

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jedielf 23

FYL because it turns out your crush isn't worth it. For future reference, the bathroom isn't necessarily the best place in the house to be making secret phone calls. Sounds get amplified and they echo slightly. But if that's the best place you can go, you're on your own until you move out or have your own room.

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