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By whyme27 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - South Bend

Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML
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WCARlover 34

Drunk mothers say the darndest things :p but that was really immature of him to hang up without letting you explain yourself

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CinderellaC 4

I would have just laughed if I were him.

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gibsonFML 0

this reminds me of Howard from the Big Bang Theory

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annalily5 28

Hey, you were hogging the bathroom for talking. I'd be annoyed if someone spent hours on the phone in the bathroom rather than go outside or to their room. Some people actually do need to shit and piss. Your mother may not have handled it the best, ad I'm sorry you have to deal with a drunk mom, but you should still be considerate of the fact some people might want to use the restroom for its intended purpose.

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lol32360 0

you could have put the phone on mute

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funneybunney1 0

That's gatta suck):

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FMLxAllxThexTime 7

What happened after that? Did you have to explain it to him?

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FluffyMommy 0

Thank you for making my entire day! Trying not to laugh out loud, I farted... in a quiet office setting.

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VictoriaaGreenn 4

That's a shitty way to end a phone call.

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Rory98 4

That just made my dayXD

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