Procrastination

By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML
I agree, your life sucks 98 117
You deserved it 16 740
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chop_buster 0

Hahaha, I'm an annoying twerp and shit.

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hk_fml 9

LOL xD the wording of this makes it even better.

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anything_els 0

where was your underwear?

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ScaryyMary 14

At least the shit only hit the floor, not the fan.

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boyob76 0

Seriously, who uses the word dung? How did the Amish find out about FML?

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ScaryyMary 14

Maybe he wanted to use a more appropriate word than "shit". Get over it.

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ChelseaSS 0

funniest thing ive heard all day seriously though... keep some magazines by the toilet

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Honda288 2

Haha #31 that's exactly what I do, read the airfreshener can.

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FarSide 22

So sorry about your experience. Usually, good toilet training prepares the rest of us on how to avoid this mishap.

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rezinator2115 0

wow, this is absolutely great! What I want to know is who are the thousand plus idiots who says this guy deserved it? This is the first true FML that I have seen for a while.

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rocker_girl_45 0

pretty sure u just laughed till I shut! that sucks tho sorry

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